a quick laugh

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
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Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! Do send it to all your friends and family so that they will have a good laugh too. :D
Have a nice day!